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Squares Can't Roll • Men’s Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00
Choice Words For All You Nerds.
Death’s rolling shotgun, and he's offering choice words for all the nerds while you floor it into the abyss known as another Monday. No bullshit GPS, no Mapquest printouts — just acrid white tire smoke, the sweet song of valve train noise, and the promise of potential criminal charges lurking around every corner. Grip the wheel, light the match, and aim for whatever’s dumb enough to be in your way.
100% cotton so the only thing overheating is a fat pair of cheater slicks... or your Flathead.
Death’s rolling shotgun, and he's offering choice words for all the nerds while you floor it into the abyss known as another Monday. No bullshit GPS, no Mapquest printouts — just acrid white tire smoke, the sweet song of valve train noise, and the promise of potential criminal charges lurking around every corner. Grip the wheel, light the match, and aim for whatever’s dumb enough to be in your way.
100% cotton so the only thing overheating is a fat pair of cheater slicks... or your Flathead.
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