Terms of service

Terms of Service

Welcome to Gentlemen Jerks. By accessing or using our website, placing an order, or interacting with our content, you agree to the following terms. If that sounds unreasonable, you’re free to close the tab at any time.

These are our official terms and govern how this site and our products are used.

General Conditions

By using this site, you confirm that:

You are at least the age of majority in your state or country
You are legally capable of entering into a binding agreement
You will not use our products or content for anything illegal, shady, or deeply stupid

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason, including but not limited to abusive behavior, fraud attempts, or general nonsense.

Products & Availability

All products are offered subject to availability.

We make every effort to display products accurately, but colors and appearance may vary slightly depending on screens and lighting
We reserve the right to modify or discontinue products at any time without notice
Prices are subject to change without notice

Once an order is placed, it cannot be modified or canceled after processing has begun.

Orders & Payments

By placing an order, you agree that:

All information you provide is accurate and complete
You are authorized to use the payment method submitted
You understand and accept our shipping and return policies

We reserve the right to cancel or limit quantities for any order we believe to be fraudulent, abusive, or suspicious.

Shipping & Delivery

Shipping timelines are estimates, not guarantees.

Once an order is handed off to the carrier:

Delivery timing is outside our control
Carrier delays, weather, customs, or porch pirates are not grounds for refunds

Packages marked as “delivered” by the carrier are considered delivered.

Returns, Replacements & Store Credit

All return, replacement, and store credit matters are governed by our Return & Refund Policy, which is considered part of these Terms.

If you place an order, you agree to those terms. No dramatic reinterpretations later.

Intellectual Property

Everything you see on this site belongs to Gentlemen Jerks.

This includes:

Artwork
Graphics
Logos
Product designs
Text
Layouts
Brand elements

You may not copy, reproduce, modify, distribute, or exploit any content from this site without explicit written permission.

Unauthorized use may result in legal action, a strongly worded email, or both.

User Conduct

You agree not to:

Violate any laws while using this site
Infringe on intellectual property rights
Attempt to disrupt or hack the site
Harass, threaten, or abuse our staff or systems

We’re nice, but we’re not obligated to tolerate nonsense.

Limitation of Liability

Gentlemen Jerks is not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from the use of our site or products.

Use the site at your own risk. Wear the merch responsibly.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Gentlemen Jerks from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your misuse of the site, violation of these Terms, or infringement of any rights.