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Menace To Sobriety • Men's Tank Top

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Full Of Pour Decisions.

Elegance. Decadence. And just a splash of public indecency. This one’s for the charming messes — the barfly philosophers, the champagne anarchists, the blacked-out socialites with a flask in every jacket. You might not remember the night, but you'll damn sure look good in it. Perfect for funerals, job interviews, & court dates - be it county or federal! We'll help prevent (some) further charges! Classy chaos, bottled and served with a twist of regret.

100% combed and ringspun cotton

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