Squares Can't Roll • Unisex Tee

Death’s rolling shotgun, and he's offering choice words for all the nerds while you floor it into the abyss known as another Monday. No bullshit GPS. Just acrid white tire smoke, the sweet song of valve train noise, and the promise of potential criminal charges around every corner. Grip the wheel, light the match, and aim for whatever’s dumb enough to be in your way.

Unisex Tee - Printed on 100% cotton so the only thing overheating is a fat pair of cheater slicks... or your Flathead.