Menace To Sobriety • Unisex Tee

Full Of Pour Decisions.

Elegance. Decadence. And just a splash of public indecency. This one’s for the charming messes — the barfly philosophers, the champagne anarchists, the blacked-out socialites with a flask in every jacket. You might not remember the night, but you'll damn sure look good in it. Perfect for funerals, job interviews, & court dates - be it county or federal! We'll help prevent (some) further charges!

Unisex Tee - Classy chaos, bottled and served on 100% cotton with a twist of regret.